American woman of Ohio accused of pooping on chapel altar, wiping with runner

Laura Miniard, 26, allegedly pooped on the altar of a hospital chapel in Cincinnati and then wiped herself with a fabric runner.

By Edward Era Barbacena 

Laura Miniard, 26, was slapped with a felony charge of desecration after she allegedly pooped on the altar of a chapel at the Good Samaritan Hospital in Cincinnati on Saturday, Fox 19 reported.

The scatological suspect then wiped herself using a fabric runner and used a picture from the chapel to smear her feces on the table, according to court documents cited by the outlet.

Miniard was booked into the Hamilton County Jail with a bond set at $2,500 and is set to appear in court on May 25.

Authorities did not disclose a motive for the revolting crime of o-poo-tunity.